AlligatorCon Europe 2026

🐊 AlligatorCon Europe 2026 - [CLASSIFIED]

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ALLIGATORCON

Europe 2026 TOP SECRET

📅 Date

October 1, 2 and 3, 2026

🛠️ Day 1

Workshops only

📍 Location

Kraków, Polska (Pierogiland)

📍 Neighborhood

Kapelanka

💰 Entry Fee

100% FREE (always, forever)

C:\> _
C:\> ping alligatorcon.eu
Pinging alligators...
Reply from 1.3.3.7: TTL=31337
Reply from 1.3.3.7: TTL=31337

C:\> year is still 1995.exe
[OK] Hacking reborn.
[OK] Packets reclaimed.

MY FELLOW ALLIGATORS! We have very, very good news. AlligatorCon Europe will be back in 2026, and this year will be forever remembered as the year hacking was reborn, the year our packets' destiny was reclaimed, and the year that we began to make computers work again. October 1 is workshops only; October 2 and 3 are the main conference days.

Venue details and party locations will be revealed at the last possible moment — only to those who were invited. Do not reveal to anyone else at the risk of a permanent ban.

📨 Submit_Talk.bat — Call for Papers

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TL;DR: just hack some $h!t and tell us how we can all do it too, for teh lulz.

The AlligatorCon Honorable Evaluation Committee wants no-nonsense talks about hacking. Technical preferred, but weird non-technical is cool too. The further you stray from a typical conference talk, the better. Bonus points for code, live demos, and general mayhem.

🌐 Submit proposals at:

cfp.alligatorcon.eu

Confidentiality is key. Don't hesitate to propose topics "legit" conferences would never accept.

💀 TOPICS.TXT — Notepad

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// ACCEPTABLE TOPICS (non-exhaustive)

pentesting exploitation pwnage 0days phreaking rootkits radio satellites evading censorship old sch00l shit new sch00l shit worshipping Satan raising the dead fun times spreading knowledge spreading chaos

// UNACCEPTABLE TOPICS

- Vendor pitches / product demos
- Anything your compliance officer approved
- Talks that wouldn't get you arrested in at least 3 countries

🔑 get_invite.sh — How To Get In

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Option A: Return Alligator

Use your invite token from last year to register at the website. Easy. You're already an alligator.

YOU'RE IN

Option B: Hack Registration

Hacking the registration page counts as a valid invite method. Classic move, respected tradition.

GOOD LUCK

Option C: Bribe Us

Sex, drugs, and other vices (what normie conferences call "donations"). Also accepted: convincing kompromat.

VIABLE STRAT

Option D: Present a Talk

Submit to CFP. Get accepted. Instant invite. The most honorable path.

MOST HONORABLE

⚠️ RULES.TXT — The Sacred Rules of AlligatorCon

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🐊 Rule 1: You do not talk about AlligatorCon.

🐊 Rule 2: You do NOT talk about AlligatorCon.

🐊 Rule 3: If this is your first night, you have to hack.

🐊 Rule 4: Present using your IRC nick, Mastodon handle, or BDSM dungeon moniker. Never your real name.

🐊 Rule 5: No cameras unless explicitly allowed by everyone in the picture. No videos of talks.

🐊 Rule 6: Some talk contents/titles may be classified. Never discuss after AlligatorCon ends. Permanent ban awaits violators.

🐊 Rule 7: No sponsors. No sponsored content. No sellouts.

🐊 Rule 8: We have been clean on OPSEC. Let's keep it that way.

✈️ TRAVEL.INI — Getting to Pierogiland

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🛬 Fly to Kraków

Direct buses from airport to city center. Trains too. Not hard.

🚄 From Warsaw / Katowice

Train to Kraków main station. Sometimes cheaper. Alligators are resourceful.

🛏️ Free Accommodation

Crash on a friendly local hacker's floor. Classic move. Sleeping bag recommended. CouchSurfing community is also great.

🏨 Paid Options

Hotels, hostels, Airbnbs — Kraków has them all. Life insurance pays triple if you die on a conference trip, FYI.

ℹ️ About AlligatorCon — v2026.1.3.3.7

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AlligatorCon Europe

Running since 2015. Organized by: Kurwa Małpka, Count Crapula & The Face Dancer, controlling everything from the shadows.
Original web design by AI, because who the fuck writes code these days?

Proudly sponsored by: absolutely nobody. We have no sponsors.

💾 ARCHIVE.EXE — Past Editions

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AlligatorCon Europe 2025

Mounting A:\... last year's edition is preserved on a 1.44 MB diskette. Browse it as it stood — the talks that happened, the alligators that showed up, the packets that flew.

NetBus 1.7 - Remote Admin

FileConnectionOptionsHelp

Host/IP: Port: Password:

NetBus nostalgic control panel loaded.
All controls are decorative.
No network connection will be attempted.

Status: offline / museum mode

Back Orifice - Control Panel

BOPluginsNetworkHelp

Server

Files

Registry

Console

Target: Protocol: Plugin:

Back Orifice panel: display-only prop

SubSeven 2.1 Gold - Client

Connection

Fun Manager

Passwords

Misc

Address: Server: Notify:

Ready. No victims, no sockets, no payloads.

WinNuke 95

Host: Port: Packet:

Nothing leaves the browser. The button is theater.

7th Sphere IRC War Script - mIRC

FileToolsDCCWindowHelp

*** Now talking in #alligatorcon
<7thSphere> protection loaded: clones, flood, revenge, auto-op
<alligator> simulated channel buffer only
*** Script engine disabled for web safety

mIRC skin: inert conference prop

Aggressor Exploit Generator

AttackLibraryProfilesHelp

Simple Mode

Floods

Crashers

Saved Attacks

Period-correct nuker/exploit generator facade. Attack names are historical labels only; this page cannot generate packets, payloads, or traffic.

Target: Profile: Output:

AGGRESSOR.EXE simple mode initialized
Selected: Bonk / Boink, Teardrop
Target: 1.3.3.7

Museum lock: packet engine missing
Result: no traffic generated

Nuker category / inert historical UI

SoftICE for Windows 95

SoftICE Symbolic Debugger NuMega Technologies - Windows 95 :bpx GetProcAddress :addr alligatorcon.exe :u 00401000 00401000 PUSH EBP 00401001 MOV EBP,ESP 00401003 CALL HACKING_REBORN Breakpoints: display only Press F5 to continue pretending

Kernel debugger look, zero debugger attached

MS-DOS Prompt - ToneLoc 0.98

Microsoft(R) Windows 95 (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1995. C:\TOOLS\TONELOC>tl /m:COM2 /r:+48-12-000-0000-9999 /log:KAPELANK.LOG ToneLoc v0.98 - Tone Locator / War Dialer Copyright (c) Minor Threat & Mucho Maas Modem : USRobotics Sportster 33.6 on COM2 Dial plan : +48 12 000-XXXX Area : Kapelanka imaginary exchange Log file : KAPELANK.LOG NUM STATUS BAUD NOTES ----------------------------------------------- 0000 NO CARRIER ---- silence 0001 RING... ---- no answer 0002 CONNECT 33600 banner detected 0003 BUSY ---- retry later 0004 VOICE ---- human, abort 0005 CONNECT 14400 ASCII prompt 0006 NO DIALTONE ---- fake modem unplugged Scan paused by Alligator95 museum lock. No modem, phone line, or dialing exists in this browser.

C:\TOOLS\TONELOC> _

DOS wardialer facade / no dialing capability